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Pat Benatar

The act of taking a straw, inserting it into your ass and having someone spitball a narcotic, most commonly cocaine, up into the cavity. Also known as a booty bump, this method of drug-ingestion allows the substance to be more quickly absorbed into the blood through the porous anal membranes. Rumor has it that Pat Benatar would have her roadies perform the "Pat Benatar" before her shows.
Where's the Roadie? I need him to Pat Benatar me before I bring down the house with "Love is a Battlefield."

Pat Benatar

An artist that didn't want the adults she really wrote the song Hell is for children about to know she was trying to tease them, so she said she and a few others wrote it about child abuse, thinking that nobody could possibly understand or decipher the lyrics.
Pat Benatar was mean spirited, but pretended to write songs supporting people to make herself look good.

Pat Benatar

A music artist that didn't want the adults she really wrote the song Hell is for Children about to know she was trying to tease them by claiming it was about child abuse, since nobody but her could possibly decipher any of the lyrics written by her or others that wrote songs for her.
Pat Benatar was mean spirited (at least her image was) and wanted to pretend her songs supported others to make herself look good and wholesome, while also looking edgy and dangerous, to have the best that came with both worlds.

The Pat Benatar 

While receiving fellatio, you give a female a short hair cut. Upon climax you have said female sing "hit me with your best shot" as you cum on her new do........fire awaaaaaaaaaaay!
Justins mom loves The Pat Benatar. Shes a good singer.

Utility beer 

Utility beer is the beer you keep around for the day-to-day moments when beer is a necessity to assist in pedestrian activities (golf, plumbing, yardwork, babysitting, staff meetings, Zoom calls). For the beer snob it is the beer you save for neighbors when they drop in at 3 p.m. on a Tuesday. It is differentiated from the actual high-end beer you save for special events, holidays, and special tastings.
Person 1: Dave, did you bring along those hazy craft IPA's so we could drink while cleaning Lyle's pool?
Person 2: Nope. I just have a bunch of utility beer that Steve dumped on me. Good enough for this. It is only 10:30 a.m.
Utility beer by lakeshore February 1, 2022
Word of the Day on August 10, 2026
Police activity, especially of the non-productive type i.e. The act of setting up and patrolling speed traps, harassing or arresting people based on appearance (racial profiling), breaking up parties, any sort of cannabis bust, etc.
"Did you see all the cops on highway 6? They are oinking hard!"

"I hope Johnny doesn't get caught with his bag of weed, the pigs are oinking"
Oinking by DontDrinkSoda June 29, 2013
Word of the Day on August 9, 2026