When you are jacking off in the shower while standing on a soap and hanging onto the curtain masturbating and you jump to switch legs if you make it you live if you don’t know what it’s called El Paso de la muerte ☠️
I fell doing El Paso de la muerte in the shower
by Elmerk January 9, 2022
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The deadliest area in the world not considered a war zone. Obviously most of the people are killed in Juarez, but a few are killed over the border every now and then. About 2 and half million live in the area and about 10 people are murdered every day. Other than extreme violence and drug warfare, it is a very nice area with friendly people and great food.
Today a massacre in the El Paso Cuidad Juarez Metro Area left 17 people dead outside a drug lab.
by EastSideELChuco July 29, 2011
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mexican slang for "no", derived from "nel" used in mexico city, but now used by border citizens to refer to El Paso, Texas.
Pepe: wanna go to a whorehouse?
Pancho: Nel Paso, Tejas, bro...
by samdaman December 1, 2004
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A passive aggressive way of saying someone else is being passive aggressive. Designed to diffuse tension if being used face to face, or to bring humor to an anecdote when re telling a story.
I’m sick of Mitzy being all Old El Paso.

Or, in person- “hmmm somebody’s being a bit Old El Paso….”
by Smartmouth78 August 13, 2023
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When you cum through a fire and onto a persons face. Covering them in flaming hot semen, burning them.
Did you hear about Rebecca last night, she got an El Paso Grease Fire and had to go to the hospital
by ThatFatterGuy December 4, 2016
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A sex act consisting of a rim-job performed through a chain-link fence. This is one part of the {El Paso Roundup}.
The girl ran out of gas on the highway and is willing to give an El Paso Border Crossing in return for some gasoline.
by Choochfactor May 7, 2018
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the embarassing place you find yourself in when someone tricks you into believing something totally outrageous at an unreasonable hour in the morning
Last night when I was talking to Logan on the phone, I was in the deep paso for a good five minutes.
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