Party Bloat 

A retention of water and "puffy" appearance resulting from heavy drinking and eating.

I used every shade of bronzer in my make-up kit to make my cheek bones reappear after a heavy weekend bender left them hidden under the party bloat in my face.

Party Bloat by LouLouL June 17, 2012

Elmo Blatchelor Party 

A bachelor party paid in homage to Elmo Blatch from Shawshank Redemption. The party involves lots of tasty bitches, calling people pricks, and doing sinful deeds that others get pinned for.

Alex: Hey AJ......what are we doing next weekend?

AJ: Serious dude? It's Blake's Elmo Blatchelor Party!

Alex: Ah man...I forgot. It's gonna be so tasty!!!!

AJ: I know. Blake's gonna be the prick that everything gets pinned on!

Elmo Blatchelor Party by Chicago AJ July 10, 2009

Partyboat Nihilism

The primary ideology of planet earth. The idea is "we are fucked, everything is fucked, nothing can be stopped, there are no plausible ways to be a moral person anymore, therefore, let us party indefinitely."

It's an ideology that is present in the ruling classes as well as the working classes around the world. It has destructive implications in that it is a performative self-fulfilling prophecy.

"I used to be a libertarian. Now I don't really keep up with politics anymore. I believe in Partyboat Nihilism. Shots! shots! shots!"

Partyboat Nihilism by SRSLY WRONG February 14, 2015

Partyboat Nihilism

There is no turning the shit-fest "capitalist" nightmare around before we fist fuck our species to extinction - Let's party!

What about a resource based economy, won't that.....ah fuck it, we're out of time, need partyboat nihilism to get through.

Partyboat Nihilism by Party boat nihilist April 23, 2016