On an internet forum, a "parroty" thread mocks a previously posted thread like a parrot/parody. Usually, this is done by simply changing a word or two from the original thread being mocked.
Original thread title: "My ship has finally come in"
Parroty thread title: "My shit has finally come out"
A pink, flamingo-esq floatable device that houses one's beverage. Can also be applied around one's johnson.
Example 1
Josh: Hey man, what's your bintang in?
Ducky: That's Parroty.
Josh: Isn't it a flamingo?
Ducky: But can a flamingo do this? (puts Parroty on shoulder)
Josh: Oh, I see - it's actually Parroty.
Example 2
Andy: If the AUD = USD is that Parroty?
Matt: No idiot, that's parity.
Etymology: Blend of parrot + patriot.
Pronunciation: /ˈpær.ə.tri.ət/
Noun:
A person who blindly regurgitates patriotic slogans, misquoted historical events, or misunderstood constitutional ideas, mistaking repetition for genuine understanding.
“He’s a Parrotriot — yelling about ‘protecting the Constitution’ while unable to name a single amendment.”
when you're holding up your phone and making faces at it, as though you are taking a selfie, but you're really taking a picture of the person across from you or the wall or anything else that seems interesting but you don't want to be caught dead taking a picture of.
This action is often made more convincing by wiggling the eyebrows or opening the mouth, to pretend you're trying to get a Snapchat filter to work.