parking the bus
What Jose Mourhino does.
parking the bus by Martin Hoxton June 9, 2014
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Parking The Bus
A defensive soccer strategy where a team stacks every single player in front of their own goal, making it nearly impossible for the other team to score. Basically turning the pitch into a crowded parking lot with no exits.
Parking The Bus by ethanvmmm September 9, 2025
Parking The Bus
A soccer strategy where a team puts every single player in front of their own goal, making it almost impossible for the other team to score.
Parking The Bus by ethanvmmm September 9, 2025
Parking the bus
A style of football (or soccer, for you stupid Americans) that involves playing a football game to a draw or 1-goal win by smothering the opponent’s attack by putting 9 or more players behind the ball, also showing no interest in attacking football, kicking the ball out intentionally to waste time.
Parking the bus by My eyes July 14, 2026
Parking the pigskin bus in tuna town
Police officer: What are you doing in the back of that car sonny?
You: Parking the pigskin bus in tuna town, sir.
You: Parking the pigskin bus in tuna town, sir.
Parking the pigskin bus in tuna town by Aaaardvark November 27, 2006
parkin' the beef bus in tuna town
Made famous by Jimmy Pop of The Bloodhound Gang in the song "A Lap Dance is so Much Better When the Stripper is Crying", it essentially means the cock entering the vaginga.
"So, Bambi's goin' on about how she can make all my fantasies come true.
So I says, "Even this one I have where Jesus Christ
is jackhammering Mickey Mouse in the doo-doo hole
with a lawn dart as Garth Brooks gives birth to something
resembling a cheddar cheese log with almonds on Santa Claus's tummy-tum?"
Well, ten beers, twenty minutes and thirty dollars later
I'm parkin' the beef bus in tuna town if you know what I mean."
So I says, "Even this one I have where Jesus Christ
is jackhammering Mickey Mouse in the doo-doo hole
with a lawn dart as Garth Brooks gives birth to something
resembling a cheddar cheese log with almonds on Santa Claus's tummy-tum?"
Well, ten beers, twenty minutes and thirty dollars later
I'm parkin' the beef bus in tuna town if you know what I mean."
parkin' the beef bus in tuna town by Ian Schultz September 23, 2007
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