Paradoxual
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Paradoxual by Apoxyc Judas June 9, 2016
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paradoxataur
This is a mythical creature that has mystified scientists for years. It only exists if you believe it doesn't exist, and vice versa.
paradoxataur by Nick brewer April 23, 2008
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paradoxical subtlety
n. an attempt to show-off something, yet tries to make it look as though they are not doing so; a purposely feeble and obvious attempt at modesty in order to flaunt one's advantages over another without looking cocky.
adj. paradoxically subtle.
adj. paradoxically subtle.
Ex. 1
Alex: Oh you have that class too? Wasn't that test hard?
Marvin: Yeah.
Alex: Yeah, I know huh? I only got an A-.
Marvin: No one asked you. You know, your paradoxical subtlety is really annoying.
Ex. 2
Dave: Someone's iPod earphones just latched onto my backpack on my way to class.
Anthony: Oh really? Those earphones are probably better than the ones that came with my new mp3 player. *takes out mp3 player and shows it off*
Alex: Oh you have that class too? Wasn't that test hard?
Marvin: Yeah.
Alex: Yeah, I know huh? I only got an A-.
Marvin: No one asked you. You know, your paradoxical subtlety is really annoying.
Ex. 2
Dave: Someone's iPod earphones just latched onto my backpack on my way to class.
Anthony: Oh really? Those earphones are probably better than the ones that came with my new mp3 player. *takes out mp3 player and shows it off*
paradoxical subtlety by supernintendo_chalmers February 22, 2006
Paradoxology
Paradoxology is two word's put together 1.paradox and 2.doxology 1. Means, absurd at first instance but has meaning upon reflection. & 2. Means, a form of praise to the God's/God.
Paradoxology is the official name of "the flip-syde ass inc & kinetic in red" uncertified religion with 10,000+ followers under the web address of klink.link
Paradoxology by Bryn Benn April 9, 2019
Paradoxasaur
From Demetri Martin's comedy.
A magical make-believe creature that only exists if you do not believe in it, and if you believe in it it doesn't exist.
A magical make-believe creature that only exists if you do not believe in it, and if you believe in it it doesn't exist.
"Hello I am a twenty one year old 120 pound virgin with c-sized breasts who does not have a boyfriend and is not crazy." -The words of a paradoxasaur.
Paradoxasaur by AggiePerspective July 5, 2008
paradoxashit
1. "That calculus test blew my mind like a Paradoxashit."
2.
Jet Lee: I'm not doint it!
Friend: Come one man, just once, for me.
Jet Lee: Fuck you.
Friend: You're not the old Jet Lee i used to know back in college. He used to Paradoxashit all the time, but now with your big movies and millions of dollars, i quess you're too big to Paradoxashit for and old friend.
Jet Lee: It's not like that, man --
Friend: No, you've made your choice, asshole *storms out*
*long silence*
Jet Lee's Turtle: I still love you.
Jet Lee: Fuck you, turtle. Fuck you.
2.
Jet Lee: I'm not doint it!
Friend: Come one man, just once, for me.
Jet Lee: Fuck you.
Friend: You're not the old Jet Lee i used to know back in college. He used to Paradoxashit all the time, but now with your big movies and millions of dollars, i quess you're too big to Paradoxashit for and old friend.
Jet Lee: It's not like that, man --
Friend: No, you've made your choice, asshole *storms out*
*long silence*
Jet Lee's Turtle: I still love you.
Jet Lee: Fuck you, turtle. Fuck you.
paradoxashit by youreceivethehole7 August 6, 2009
Paradoxicle
Paradoxicle by MrDarksideJim April 29, 2013