Paperjam
Big mistake according to error. He abandoned his child for a few years, as he still waits as your reading this. Poor child.
Paperjam eeeee
Paperjam by Error_glitchty_boi_brah September 19, 2020
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PaperJam
PaperJam, a type of guy who is practically innocent yet only 90%, he has some friends that are very well picked to being good people. He can't harm people or be rude to them unless necessary, he has a wild yet mysterious personality that others don't know, even his closest friends don't. He doesn't show anything that can hurt other people as he cares for them
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paper jam panic
Jamming the toilet with too much toilet paper at a crowded social gathering causing it to clog and overflow. Panic overtakes your senses as you realize there is no plunger in bathroom. You madly scramble for any item in said bathroom to unclog bowl, until finally resorting to a manual bare hand method of removal. Use of the decorative towels to sop up the mess. Wet fancy towels are shoved under sink to hide them.
Tammy had a paper jam panic at the debutante ball when she clogged the bowl with toilet paper and it overflowed shit logs and piss. She came back to the ball with feces under her nails and toilet paper pieces on her gown.
paper jam panic by jaxtrak September 27, 2011
paper jam
When you shove some paper into someone's ass during sex and yell out "oi! there's a paper jam in ya butt! May I deal with it" Most of the time, about 98.71% of the time, they'll grant you access to their butt.
paper jam by VenusianMe November 23, 2016
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