Paper Rice 

Toilet paper that has become stuck between your ass after wiping and, over time, broken down and rolled up into little rice like particles that can be picked out and eaten.

Male 1: We got lost on our camping trip, and at one point we had to survive off of our own paper rice!

Male 2: Damn, at least you got to ration something that tasted good...

Male 1: I was stockpiling that for months!

Paper Rice by Gumbly Simpson August 7, 2022

Rice Paper Paper 

Paper (Money) that is made of Rice Paper so you can eat it.

I'm peckish, Have we got any Rice Paper Paper?

Rice Paper Paper by 8BitGuy December 23, 2014

like white on rice on a paper plate in a snow storm 

A more incessant form of being on someone or something like white on rice.

Boy, I will be on your ass like white on rice on a paper plate in a snow storm!

like white on rice on a paper plate in a snow storm by DrNordo January 17, 2009

Piper Rice 

Piper Rice is a girl that doesn’t like cats and has beautiful long hair that looks good no matter what.
She’s also the dumbest whore around.

“Look at her, her hairs so long and nice”
“Yeah she must be piper Rice”

Piper Rice by DumbWhore101 October 18, 2019