Paper Rice 

Toilet paper that has become stuck between your ass after wiping and, over time, broken down and rolled up into little rice like particles that can be picked out and eaten.

Male 1: We got lost on our camping trip, and at one point we had to survive off of our own paper rice!

Male 2: Damn, at least you got to ration something that tasted good...

Male 1: I was stockpiling that for months!

Paper Rice by Gumbly Simpson August 7, 2022

Rice Paper Paper 

Paper (Money) that is made of Rice Paper so you can eat it.

I'm peckish, Have we got any Rice Paper Paper?

Rice Paper Paper by 8BitGuy December 23, 2014

like white on rice on a paper plate in a snow storm 

A more incessant form of being on someone or something like white on rice.

Boy, I will be on your ass like white on rice on a paper plate in a snow storm!

like white on rice on a paper plate in a snow storm by DrNordo January 17, 2009

Piper Rice 

Piper Rice is a girl that doesn’t like cats and has beautiful long hair that looks good no matter what.
She’s also the dumbest whore around.

“Look at her, her hairs so long and nice”
“Yeah she must be piper Rice”

Piper Rice by DumbWhore101 October 18, 2019

jerb 

well known from south park
rednecks get angrry that future folk took there jobs so they yell
They took ouare jerbs!

Them future folk took ouare jerbs!

jerb by Jimberley Kim April 7, 2005

Cheeks 

An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)

"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."

Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility

I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.

sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019