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Paper Boying 

When you cum in any paper whether it be a napkin or actual paper and you throw it on someone's lawn preferably someone you don't like or an ex. This is best done when with your gf because it's just creepy alone.
"Me and my gf paper boyed that bitch's house last night"

to get revenge on ur ex you and another girl should go paper boying

" That bitch got the latest addition of the ( You and your gf's name here) times
Paper Boying by The Paper Boy June 20, 2009
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Paper Boying 

The act of taking a shit, (which needs to be at least 12 inches in length and 1 piece), pulling it back out using any method possible (gloves, fork and knife, bare hand), placing it on saran wrap, rolling it like a blunt on 4/20, then driving around looking for a group of kids to throw the log at.
Big East: Dawg, I just egged the shit out of a school bus. Must have hit it with like 9 eggs!

Tyrant: Eggs? You a pussy? You need to start paper boying. Pull one of your piping hot logs out of the toilet, wrap that sum' bitch up in some plastic wrap or something clear, and toss that fucker at someones head.

Big Easy: The fuck is wrong with you.

toilet paper boxing glove 

A toilet paper boxing glove is where some individuals use half a roll of toilet paper each time they wipe their butt.The entire hand is wound with 10-20 wraps of TP all the way down to the wrist. At first glance,the toilet tissue bandaged hand might be mistaken to be broken or badly burned.
Dad looked like he'd been to the emergency room with that toilet paper boxing glove.
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"Booya! That freestyle was dutty!"
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Brent: he just tossed me a slop grenade
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