Pantsplode 

A form of Precum that occurs unexpectedly within a male's pant in the course of Making out with another female/Male

Listen Gen, I don't think I've failed No nut November just because I've pantsploded after making out with you, it's out of my control .
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Pantsplode by Sir Sire November 7, 2020

pantsplosion 

A pantsplosion occurs when you shit yourself with such violent ferocity that feces erupts from the beltline of your pants. This is usually the result of being incontinent when wearing tighty-whities (the shit just has nowhere else to go).

Person1: Dude, what the hell? Your back is covered with shit!
Person2: Yeah, I ate too many rancid gas station hot dogs and couldn't make it to the can before pantsplosion.
Person2: Dude, it's up to your shoulder blades?
Person1: Word!

pantsplosion by RestInPeaceMoffTarkin March 10, 2011

pantsloader

An extremely poor performance when a good one is needed--can occur in any sport or area of endeavor.

(Shitting one's pants, usually figuratively, but could be literally)

He needed to put the ball on the green, but shanked it into the pond--his second pantsloader that round.

The politician seemed to present a cogent explanation, but came out with a real pantsloader when he thought the mike was off.

pantsloader by Dr. Foo August 13, 2010

Penisplode

the act of a male's penis going kablooey; the exact moment when a guy's genitaila bursts into a thousand pieces, leaving him penisless.

The man penisploded after not peeing for 6 months straight and it filled itself up until it couldn't take anymore.

Penisplode by Tjwalker17 September 1, 2011