shrinse

Verb

Regular morning bathroom ritual i.e. "shit, shower, shave"
An amalgamation of this phrase of "sh" combined with "rinse"
I will be ready for mimosas after I shrinse
by jesssicat March 12, 2022
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pandsplain

Derived from, and an amalgamation of the words "pandemic" and "explain":

The response given to someone, whom you haven't seen since 2020, after they ask: "how have you been?" and "what have you been up to?"
He asked me what I'd been up to over quarantine and I pandsplained to him that I'd been hiding out in my apartment for 2 years, staying away from people, and trying not to get sick.
by jesssicat March 10, 2022
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