A pseudonym for a girl that Nathan clearly is desperate to fuck, but doesn't have the balls to admit it.
Nathan: I have never been to Panera before and it's making me anxious
Jimmy: Sure, PANERA is making you anxious *wink*
Nathan: What do you mean by that?
Jimmy: You are clearly desperate to fuck but don't have the balls to admit it.
Nathan: Are we still talking about soup?
Jimmy: No we are talking about Panera *Wink*
Nathan: Jimmy, I know where you sleep and I will fucking end you.
Jimmy: Sure, PANERA is making you anxious *wink*
Nathan: What do you mean by that?
Jimmy: You are clearly desperate to fuck but don't have the balls to admit it.
Nathan: Are we still talking about soup?
Jimmy: No we are talking about Panera *Wink*
Nathan: Jimmy, I know where you sleep and I will fucking end you.
by WilsonFist February 25, 2022
1) 2nd worst employer, following OfficeMax. A bakery-cafe with incredible food on the menu, but never in stock. The location of the definition of fraudulent business ethics. Not where one wants to be caught during lunch rush on weekdays, or post-church rush on Sundays.
2) Hell on earth.
2) Hell on earth.
Fred: I just went to Panera for lunch.
Joe: Oh really? What did you order?
Fred: Well, I was going to order a sandwich but they ran out of bread and meat.
Joe: Typical.
Joe: Oh really? What did you order?
Fred: Well, I was going to order a sandwich but they ran out of bread and meat.
Joe: Typical.
by hell'semployee October 15, 2004
Bakery and restaurant where soccer moms from hardcore red-state territory in the midwest go to feel like cool european liberals. Home of overpriced, sub-par sandwiches with fake european names.
by kturk May 21, 2005
Establishment where food and bagels are overpriced. Parent's think panera. The food is great though at panera.Chuckie Cheese were their kids can run around and play with everything in the store. Customers are retarded because the buy grill cheese and Peanut Butter and Jelly sandwiches for five bucks because they are too lazy to do it themselves. Also you can't ever find a seat since they are always busy.
Employee 1: We are so busy at panera all the time I am going to get a manager because we need some help
Employee 2: I'll stay up here while you get a manager
Employee 1: Hey can you help us we have a line out the door
Manager: Sure be there in one sec.
Employee: You stood around and did nothing when I asked you for help. What kind of manager are you? We all work hard while you just sit around. You are never here and we always get complaints from customers We are a team here but you don't know what that word means.
Manager: I am your boss you have no right to speak to me like that. Please stop causing a scene in front of the customers and how I run my store is none of your concern.
Employee: (Shouting) You know what I quit. I'm not dealing with this bullshit anymore. Now I know why people are always quitting it's because of people like you.
Manager: All right everyone please get back to work.
Employee's: No we won't. ( Everyone is smiling)We quit see you later and you'll know how it feels to have no help.
Employee 2: I'll stay up here while you get a manager
Employee 1: Hey can you help us we have a line out the door
Manager: Sure be there in one sec.
Employee: You stood around and did nothing when I asked you for help. What kind of manager are you? We all work hard while you just sit around. You are never here and we always get complaints from customers We are a team here but you don't know what that word means.
Manager: I am your boss you have no right to speak to me like that. Please stop causing a scene in front of the customers and how I run my store is none of your concern.
Employee: (Shouting) You know what I quit. I'm not dealing with this bullshit anymore. Now I know why people are always quitting it's because of people like you.
Manager: All right everyone please get back to work.
Employee's: No we won't. ( Everyone is smiling)We quit see you later and you'll know how it feels to have no help.
by Badassslayer November 1, 2007
A stupid resturant that overcharges their sandwiches and drinks. There is always an hour wait because the lines are to the door. Half the time they screw up your order because their employees can't fucking read. The cashiers are rude and never get your order right. right free Wi-FI isn"t that great cause you can never get connection.
Girl 1: I going to broccli cheedar soup.
Girl 2: That's best soup there.
Girl 1: What I have to wait 30 minutes because you ran out.
Girl 2: That's messed up you should your money back
Girl 1 : They should have a back up Iam never coming to this establishment again
Girl 2: Yeah panera has the worst customer service I've ever seen in my life.
Manager: wait come back here's your refund.
Employee: Their gone you stupid fuck
Girl 2: That's best soup there.
Girl 1: What I have to wait 30 minutes because you ran out.
Girl 2: That's messed up you should your money back
Girl 1 : They should have a back up Iam never coming to this establishment again
Girl 2: Yeah panera has the worst customer service I've ever seen in my life.
Manager: wait come back here's your refund.
Employee: Their gone you stupid fuck
by Badassslayer September 24, 2007
by Joe Campisano October 8, 2007
A place where white girls go to order Caesar salads, broccoli cheddar bread bowls, macaroni and cheese, and strawberry smoothies.
A group of white girls decide its the perfect day to annoy Panera Bread as they request long and similar orders.
by Wasabi_Peas April 6, 2015