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Pargeting 

This is slang for applying large quantities of make-up to the face or body. It derives from the verb ‘pargeting’ which is to apply a decorative, waterproof plaster to a wall. The finished plaster is also known as pargeting and can be in a variety of colours. So if a woman is piling stuff on her face, eyebrows, eyes, lips, eyelashes or face, she is pargeting.
Look at that silly moo piling gunk on her face!”
“Yeah, she does so much pargeting she keeps Maybelline in business by herself’”
Pargeting by AKACroatalin March 20, 2019
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paget-cuteness 

Noun: A unique state of human existence that encompasses being cute, adorable, AND hot.
Many fans find actress Paget Brewster has a great deal of paget-cuteness.

The totality of her (Paget's) paget-cuteness is immense.
paget-cuteness by LT_who? January 26, 2011

Paget Brewster 

Paget Brewster is an actress. Best known for Emily Prentiss on Criminal Minds.
She's one of the best actresses on earth. She's quirky, but awesome!
She's going to be the best cast member of Season Six of Community
Did you watch Criminal Minds last night?
Yeah, Paget Brewster plays the best Agent!
Paget Brewster by DrReidIsLife March 8, 2015

Paget Brewster 

the ceo of pointing at stuff in pictures on instagram
Paget Brewster is the queen of the phrase one finger, two words.

padgetted 

VERB- to screw up the simplest task. NOUN- a person who screws up everything without trying or knowing why.
ADJ.- the NLG door was severely "PADGETTED".
ex.i "padgetted" the nose landing gear door on double nuts.

Padgettized 

When you can't possibly fuck something up, and need to find a way; when you have a timeline that just NEEDS to be sabotaged; when you absolutely can't imagine a way to make this good thing go bad, the unbelievable happens, and you're screwed.
Question: "Why is aircraft 05 still in the hangar on jacks when it was supposed to be flying a test card last week?"

Answer: "Sir, it's been Padgettized."
Padgettized by Tron-Chaser February 4, 2010