Pagaystan is a country located in South Asia that's simping for China even though the stuff happening in Xinjiang. Pagaystan loves funding terrorists, Pagaystan is a country that really loves nukes to the point they have more nukes than Bharat/India/Hindustan. Pagaystan is an Islamic country that is home to 227m people.
The pagayonan scrumbles your bones. *sniff* it shackles your hair. Licking you in every crevice. the pagayonan rages in rage. "Why are you STINKY?!!" the pagayonan grabs your neck. *Choking sounds*