A scientific theory in the field of gastroenterology in which one repetitively flatulates in lieu of having a bowel movement. While initially criticized in the field, the theory has gained the support of many juggalo scientists and the homeless population world wide.
Hey man, you ate a lot of Taco Bell before we hit the road, do you need to pull over at the next rest stop? Nah man I’m good, I’m using the Palmer Method.
A school located near Seven Ling Ling Station. The school is full of black neggors that go school just to bully a man named mr. Barrett and bully Jesus beard. Although there’s 2 faced pakis and 2 faced (rocket head) or also known as (boner head) Sikh, they attend to the school to laugh at Mr. Newbury Park quart ripple chin even though he left quiet a while ago.
A kind if introduction used to start a conversation with a completely random person.
Usually involves talking loudly near the person about something heroic you "did", before bumping into that person and commenting with statements such as "Oh hey, didn't see you there", or "you didn't just hear that did you?".
Can also be used on the internet, with the excuse of "oh sorry, wrong convo".
The Palmer Introduction in action:
"Yeah, I was awarded key to the city for that, all I really wanted was to make sure the baby was ok."
*BUMP*
"Oh hey, didn't see you there!"
or
"Hey man, did you see how cute that kitten was when I saved from a burning fire?"
*BUMP*
"Oh sorry! Wait you didnt hear that did you?"