Pakzan 

Eats. Sleeps. Throw pillows. Sympomatic of a troubled childhood. Enthusiastic singer and driver, borderline dangerous.

Pratik said "John drove through the toll booth." "Oh he pulled a pakzan?!" replied Ujjwal.

Pakzan by Reemsha May 6, 2018

David Pakman 

A progressive talk show host found most popularly on YouTube. David identifies as a social democrat and differs from other progressive hosts in his more structured, more thoughtful, though not overly emotional analysis. His videos and show are filled with less ranting and more thoughtful dissections of news events, political issues, and more.

David also takes an hours worth of phone calls weekly open to any lucky caller, showcases received emails, and has been on numerous other shows, including a few conservative ones. He also features writers of books in interviews, mostly political ones.

He surprisingly hate from socialists calling him a shill and centrist, which could be further from the truth. David is mostly funded by YouTube ad revenue, viewer yearly subscriptions ($20 usually), and lastly, somewhat annoying YouTube sponsorships. This allows him to put himself in the 'independent media' space.

David has an hour show almost every weekday complemented with a 10 min bonus show. To get them the moment they come out, you must be a members. Non-members will eventually get the hour show content on YouTube at a slower pace. David also streams on Twitch and YouTube, especially when newsworthy events happen.

Generally, he is respected for his willingness to debate the other side. Some argue that he's one of the best political commentators out there due to these reasons, but as always, that's up to you to decide, even if you don't like him.

Individual: David Pakman? I've heard bad things about him.

Pak-man: Nah dude, you just gotta give him a chance. Come on, let's watch a video together, your pick.
*Days later*

Person: Dude, I've watched every video and payed for the membership without the 66% discount he almost always has!! I've super active on his subreddit, gifted over 100 subs on his twitch, almost always super chats, bought his merch, I've told my family and friends all about him, converted over 45 strangers, and even wrote this cool definition on urban dictionary!

David Pakman by Dieg-J January 4, 2022

pakhandi 

Being two-faced, showing yourself as a different person than you really are.

Most politicians in India are pakhandi

pakhandi by Punjabipower February 24, 2012

pakhana 

a soft brown colored stool used in the 'Urdu" language

Mujhe ZOR ka Pakhana ara.
I have to shit really badly.

arai yaar mujhe pakhana karna hai.
Oh man, i gotta take a big time dump.

Oh Pakhana!
Oh Shit!

pakhana by Bhajoo January 12, 2008

pakhan 

gang leader or mob boss

vladimir lenin was the pakhan of the mafiya

pakhan by EAZY-T October 22, 2007

Pazananack 

The Pazananack is a rare and unique astonishing creature. This creature is said to be both cunning and charming. This beast cannot be tamed by a mere mortal man or a mortal woman.

As legend has it, there can only be one Pazananack in existence at a time, for if two were to exist mass chaos would erupt and the world as we know it would end. Those searching for this creature of legend will never find it, the Pazananack will find you. If you happen to cross paths with this beast it is only because the Pazananack wished to cross paths with you.

It is often claimed that "The Most Interesting Man In The World" was based off of the Pazananack.

Some random party in the United States

Random Guy A: "Hey over there by the blonde, is that..."

Random Guy B: "Yes...yes it is, that is the wild Pazananack in its natural habitat."

Random Guy A: "I thought the Pazananack only existed in myth."

Random Guy B: "That's what I thought at one time too."

Random Guy A: "Looks like we were both wrong!"

Pazananack by DaMastaOfDisasta April 16, 2011

Burban Pakman 

The illest Asian rapper to walk the Earth. He is not only witty, but all his flows are the dankest shit you'll ever hear. Sadly, his current producer, Eli Mitchell, is real lazy.

1: Yo, homie, ya heard that new mixtape by Burban Pakman?

2: Hell yea! I heard that 50 times already! I swear, his flows are more addictive than meth!

Burban Pakman by Rap fan for life April 6, 2010