Pajama Bottoms

antonym: Pants
Synonyms: Pj's

The bottom half of a "one-z" cut in half.
Not to be confused with pants. The way to tell the difference is by looking at the mechanisim holding them up.

Typically pants will use zippers and a button of some sort

Pj bottoms will resort to elastic waist band and pull(tie) string.

Why are you wearing pants to bed instead of pajama bottoms?

You look ridiulous wearing your pajama bottoms in public, go put some pants on!

Pajama Bottoms by The H-Beett May 2, 2009

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Adults-in-pajama-bottoms

An adult who likes comic book movies and thinks they're a respectable form of art. Abbreviated to APBs.

(A conversation overheard between two Adults-in-pajama-bottoms)
Jeremy: Hey, Sam! Did you see the new Batman?! Watching the same story told in 1,000 slightly different ways is so deep.

Sam: I couldn't agree more! Stan Lee was the modern day William Shakespeare!

Adults-in-pajama-bottoms by technowatermelon July 2, 2023

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A-Pair-Of-Damp-Pyjama-Bottoms

1)An item of clothing often associated with a person is commonly either wets the bed or has wet dreams.

2)An insult for someone who is boring or may have spunked themselves in public recently.

Man 1: Haha, did you hear about that guy who has wet dreams every night?
Man 2: Jees! What A-Pair-Of-Damp-Pyjama-Bottoms

A-Pair-Of-Damp-Pyjama-Bottoms by Guy Whitaker June 12, 2009

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bang a you-ee

of Massachusetts orig. "to make a u-turn"

hey, we missed the bar, bang a you-ee

bang a you-ee by Pistolero Pierro May 4, 2008

Word of the Day on July 19, 2026

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Fleg

The word 'flag' as pronounced by people with thick Belfast accents. The term is a perfect encapsulation of the disproportionate and overblown reaction to the removal of the Union Jack (as in 'de fleg') from above City Hall in Belfast. Where previously it had flown for 365 days per year, it is now flown on 17 designated days of the year - in line with many other British cities.

The event caused a portion of the Protestant community ('fleggers') to make international pricks of themselves as they proceeded to wreck the fucking place, claiming it was another erosion of a 'British' identity they perceive to have been under attack since the horrifying spectre of equality reared its head in Northern Ireland.

The word 'fleg' - and indeed 'fleggers' - fittingly describes a section of humanity unconcerned with knowledge, reality or the vagaries of the English language. Like America's tea-baggers they are ruled by instinct, fear and paranoia with a side dish of rampant bigotry and startling ignorance of the world around them.

"Wat de fuck like! The taigs got de fleg took down! Let's wreck de fuckin place! No surrender!"

"De fleg has been took down! Before ye know it there'll be a united Ireland! Attack Short Strand! God Save The Queen!"

Fleg by OnionFleg August 9, 2013

Word of the Day on July 18, 2026

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Skeef

To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.

"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."

Skeef by kachinaflonk July 16, 2026

Word of the Day on July 17, 2026

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Hair spider

A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.

I was folding my clothes and a huge hair spider fell out onto my hand

Hair spider by Kmorsels July 15, 2026

Word of the Day on July 16, 2026

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