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Paint the wall

verb.

When what your dealing with or being made to do is so unbearable or boring that you would rather shoot yourself in the head and have your brains and blood splatter all over the wall. Thus "painting" it.

Can also be said as "Paint the fucking Wall"
Guy 1: "God this meeting is fucking boring."
Guy 2: "I know! This makes me wanna go paint the wall."
by ArmageddonsRaid August 8, 2009
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i ran into the bathroom pulling down my pants and painted the wall befor i could sit down thus "paint the wall"
by Wall Painter #1 December 20, 2010
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Paint the Wall

Paint the Wall means to jack off and have a cumgasm that spurts cum-shots out of your dick and hits the wall.
Some guys jack off and Paint the Wall!
by USAF Cadet October 25, 2020
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Don't paint the wall, man. Hurl in the shitter.
by Pinkie LeStrange April 3, 2010
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Paint the wall

When someone mainly in prison anally rapes some one and gets poop and blood all over its penis so they smear their penis on the wall like a paint brush know as paint the wall.
Don't let me catch you alone or else I'ma paint the wall with your ass
by ScatPackWallPainter June 17, 2025
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Paint the walls red

Being in a depressive state ready to blow your brains out onto the wall.
“Dude this final is gonna make me paint the walls red”
by Nleooon January 25, 2022
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Once I found out she was clean and on the pill, there was no need for a condom. It was time to paint the walls.
by Kylewasmyboyscoutleader June 8, 2010
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