The act of not pulling out.
Once I found out she was clean and on the pill, there was no need for a condom. It was time to paint the walls.
by Kylewasmyboyscoutleader June 7, 2010
by Chia37 November 16, 2005
{Verb} When one abstains from sexual activities for a period of time, then self relives themselves causing a bigger and far more powerful ejaculation that shoots far further then one first calculated. Thus hitting the wall and re painting it white.
by Kirk August 15, 2005
verb.
When what your dealing with or being made to do is so unbearable or boring that you would rather shoot yourself in the head and have your brains and blood splatter all over the wall. Thus "painting" it.
Can also be said as "Paint the fucking Wall"
When what your dealing with or being made to do is so unbearable or boring that you would rather shoot yourself in the head and have your brains and blood splatter all over the wall. Thus "painting" it.
Can also be said as "Paint the fucking Wall"
Guy 1: "God this meeting is fucking boring."
Guy 2: "I know! This makes me wanna go paint the wall."
Guy 2: "I know! This makes me wanna go paint the wall."
by ArmageddonsRaid August 8, 2009
i ran into the bathroom pulling down my pants and painted the wall befor i could sit down thus "paint the wall"
by Wall Painter #1 December 17, 2010
Paint the Wall means to jack off and have a cumgasm that spurts cum-shots out of your dick and hits the wall.
by USAF Cadet October 26, 2020
when a guy is so drunk that when he goes to take a piss, he can't control himself, thus pissing everywhere and anywhere around him.
"last night, my roomate went out to a bar, and this morning i found out that he had been painting the walls.
by T. O'Mally April 14, 2009