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Painch

(verb / noun)
/ˈpeɪn.tʃɪŋ/

Adjective form: Painching

The act of engaging in controlled, intimate stimulation after a medical procedure — particularly one involving pain, stitches, or fresh wounds — for the purpose of releasing oxytocin and reducing inflammation, without climaxing. A sensual form of therapeutic restraint, performed to avoid disrupting physical healing (e.g. dislodging a blood clot, pulling stitches, etc.) while still gaining emotional and hormonal benefits.

Origin:
A blend of pain (the aftermath of a procedure), edging (self-control in arousal), and clinch (the tension of restraint)
"I’m gonna painch tonight — had a tooth pulled and I need that oxytocin without shaking up the clot."

"Bro, I just had a vasectomy. Can’t risk blowing a stitch, so I’ll just painch and keep it respectful."

"My pelvis is wrecked from physio — all I can do is painch carefully and pray my hip doesn’t pop."

"Post-op orders say no strain, no climax... so yeah, I painch. It's sensual monk mode."

"Not ready for anything intense yet, but I painch now and then just to feel something soft and safe."

(Adjective Form)

"I'm doing a bit of dental painching — just enough stimulation to feel human again, but not enough to mess with the clot."

"Yeah, I'm in the middle of post-vasectomy painching. You ever try edging with ice packs strapped to your balls? Pure discipline."

"Since I tore my groin, it’s been all pelvic painching over here — pleasure with a pause button."

"Recovery’s been slow, so I’ve just been surgical painching to keep the oxytocin flowing without busting a stitch."

"I’m not ready for anything full-on, but a little emotional painching helps me feel connected without the overwhelm."
by Afrostedgnome June 5, 2025
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Ninja Pinch

To steal something from somebody using stealth. Without anybody noticing the act...
I like that pen of John's. I'm totally going to (Ninja Pinch) it, when he puts it down.
by MbØt~Mk.II® March 13, 2015
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pinch your guzzy

this happens primarily on a swingset when you're not careful
Suzy!!! you'l PINCH YOUR GUZZY! get down from that swingset right now young lady!
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bridge pinch

Similar to face palm, bridge pinch is the act of pinching the bridge of your nose with your middle finger and thumb in exasperation.
Waiter: "Our special tonight is the grouper sandwich."
Girl: "What is in it?"
Waiter: "Lettuce, tomato, various seasonings.."
Girl: "No, I mean...what makes it a grouper? Do I have to share it?"
Waiter: ....
Waiter: *bridge pinch*
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pinche baboso

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Juan, every time you speak you sound like a Pinche Baboso.
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popity paunch

Big belly fat bastard with a huge gut like an upside down wok under your shirt
Lady 1 : wow dave has really let himself go these days his belly is mega huge he looks like he's 9 months pregnant

Lady 2: correct I knew him when he had a six pack now he has a right popity paunch on him
Lady 1: Most of his time is spent pulling his pants over that fat gut of his
Lady 2 : that popity paunch is a proper ladykiller lol
Lady 1: Aye fatty pants should go on a diet as soon as
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