A paedophile popsickle is when a paedophile paints his erect cock to look like a lollipop. He then hides behind something, with his cock in view. Little kids will think it's a lollipop, and give a good lick. This will pleasure the paedophile!
by tomafishaful November 11, 2011
A person who attends startup business events with the intention of finding young, naive companies they can take equity from in return for "contacts" or advice.
That guy over there is a real startup paedophile.
by MyCow October 20, 2014
Eyes belonging to a paedeophile. This unique kind of eye indicates a sex offender without exception, is always a certain hue called "paedophilic blue" and can be used as an early warning system to detect and avoid paedophiles. See paedophile
by Victor Stone January 7, 2006
by Clayton July 14, 2003
The alarm was raised when a fiddle of Paedophiles attempted to enter Alton Towers during the school holidays.
by Thefirstboyscout June 18, 2014
A football term when someone miscontrols the ball. Touch of a paedophile, hardly the softest of touches.
by Richard Slatcher July 3, 2005
A paedophile that doesn't go out and hurt children, but rather stays indoors masturbating to images on the internet.
by TitsCANCER November 10, 2008