You spelled it wrong you british motherfucker. Its pedophile, not paedophile, ya twat.
British person: paedophiles suck. Murrican motherfucking badass: Its pedophile you wanker!
by faffabetaler April 14, 2019
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'Paedophiles' - A word of moral panic. Take a second to ask yourself this... Do you want fewer children harmed, or do you want revenge? It must be one or the other, as each have opposite effects. If you understood a little about the prevention of crime, in this case the prevention of sexual child abuse, you would understand that our society's desire for revenge is making the world more unsafe for children.

Sustaining a society in which Peadophiles and child sex offenders are threatened and demonised, will just put them in a state of paranoia. This will drive them underground through fear, isolation and depression. Which in its self, would dramatically restrict their ability of self-control, and so more children will be harmed.

I suggest we put our moral repulsion aside, and actually protect children. This can only be done by encouraging Paedophiles and Child Sex Offenders to seek support.
Paedophile = My focus is in the protection of children. What is yours?
by Dark Purple December 4, 2007
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A drink involving a shot of Vodka with a Sour Patch Kid contained within. Down the whole mess in one gulp.

Preferably the vodka will be of the bottom shelf variety, such as Popov, and then filtered through a Brita filter numerous times.
I totally just downed like 30 paedophiles.
by Mike Schapiro November 25, 2005
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a person who shows a certain sexual interest in children and teenagers. often referred to as a 'gary'.
"look at that guy with those children! what a gary"
"i dont like gary, he's a complete paedophile"
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It's when you see a girl or guy who you know is of legal age and they look hot, but only because they look sweet and innocent like a schoolgirl or schoolboy when in fact they are NOT, that's an effect, when they appear to be younger than they are they look hot.
I wish I could be with that girl, she looks so sweet and innocent
Dude!, she looks like she's 16
It's okay man I know that she's 21
Oh, that must be the paedophile effect everyone's talking about.
by NewJaeger March 2, 2015
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a psychologically highly developed person who takes an interest in a less developed member of the opposite sex.

this phenomenon may result in a relationship after a guidance period.
our headmaster's a spiritual paedophile - he's taken the sports teacher under his wing... i think he's planning on taking her under his desk, as well
by geek.neo May 3, 2010
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touch of a paedophile
A football term when someone miscontrols the ball. Touch of a paedophile, hardly the softest of touches.
When someone knocks the ball out of play, you shout that was the touch of a paedophile.
by Richard Slatcher July 3, 2005
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