PWIB
Verb: Pooping while I boot; used for gamers or even in work settings to describe the act of using the bathroom while you start your computer to save time
Incoming text: “yo, where you at? You said you’d be on warzone at 930pm and now it’s 931pm”
Reply: “dude chill I’m PWIB. I’ll be there soon as I’m done wiping the chocolate pudding from my fleshy starfish”
Reply: “dude chill I’m PWIB. I’ll be there soon as I’m done wiping the chocolate pudding from my fleshy starfish”
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