Pretendo

A parody video game system to Nintendo featured in an episode of Nickelodeon's Doug.

Dude, like let's totally play Pretendo.

Awesome possum, dude, but you're totally ruining my life!

by El Peinado January 20, 2005

pretendo

west coast term. Better then stress but not as good as chronic... or SHITTY ASS CHRONIC or BOMB ASS STRESS

can get a 8th for about 10 or 15 dollars

ayo i dont got much money so ima just get some pretendo

by burn out April 24, 2005

Pretendo

The game system that a small child is *actually* playing, as opposed to one that they *think* they are playing, when you give them a controller that is not connected to anything.

Player 1: Jane, come over and we can gank some scrubs on Call of Duty!
Player 2: I don't think so Wendy, your kid gets upset when she doesn't get to play.
Player 1: Don't worry about that, she's like, 4. I can just let her hold a spare controller and she can play the pretendo!

by Chef Dionysus2 November 16, 2013

Pretendo

fake, weak, not very potent weed. a parody of Endo.

i know a lot of ya'll niggaz out there think you smokin' dro, but you actually smokin PRETENDO!
-young buck

by boom boom b July 28, 2004

Pretendo

Pretend Endo, very potent Stress with a high similar to Chronic.

That's some bammer weed, where's all the pretends (pretendo) at?!

by Robert Munoz March 09, 2008

pretendo

Weed, Marijuana, etc

Man did you get the Pretendo from bowzer? From the castle in Wahroonga?(phil)

by Ollie June 03, 2004

pretendo

A cheap rip-off "Nintendo" console/device that plays Nintendo or Nintendo-esque 8-bit games. Usually comes in extremely cheap packaging, is never found in retail stores, and runs on AA batteries with A/V outputs on the device.

dude 1: Dude, go play your Pretendo and shut up.
dude 2: I'll kick your ass at a game of Pac-Man...
dude 1: Mario Brothers.
dude 2: You're on.
dude 1: Well, as soon as you find it in this list of 76,000 duplicate games...

by Falcon4 October 07, 2006