1. a word used to force emphasis on a phrase
2. the greek god of the ocean
3. the god t-pain wants to look at him
4. michael phelps
2. the greek god of the ocean
3. the god t-pain wants to look at him
4. michael phelps
by CBFTREVVYTREV April 19, 2009
I sat on the toilet earlier and as soon as that turd dropped I felt posiedons kiss to ensure me that my gift to the sea was recieved
by Josh Sparkles March 8, 2017
by Thecoolestkidinschool May 31, 2019
When you're taking a fat shit and your mighty log plops in the water, and the water come up and gives your taint a little smooch.
Friend 1: I was shittin' and out of nowhere I got a little posiedon's kiss.
Friend 2: yur gooch done got a smooch
Friend 2: yur gooch done got a smooch
by mighty meat wad September 20, 2018
The act of receiving the brunt posiedon's kiss primarily with one's balls. Often a side effect of constipation
Bro #1: Dude, I ate too many bananas yesterday and this morning experienced posiedon's ball duty!
Bro #2: Was it any good?
Bro #1: Weirdly yes...
Bro #2: Was it any good?
Bro #1: Weirdly yes...
by John Dictionary January 20, 2019