Pooze

Act of going to the toilet to sleep when you are at work

"Man, I am so hungover and sleepy.

You should just have a pooze"

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"I'm so tired, I need to go for a pooze. I'll come back and give the secretary a strawberry shortcake"

by my daan gardner January 19, 2012

Pooze

A lanky ball player, usually the softest on the team, who has an unlimited supply of bad jokes.

"Pooze, lookin super soft man."

"Batting ninth, and warming the bench, Pooze!"

"His names Rory"
-Pooze's mom

by Ricky Rimmer June 8, 2009

Pooze

It means the same thing as ''pussy''

That guy is such a pooze. He's scared of his own shadow

by Da_Rick_no_Ross December 8, 2012

pooz

The gravy-like substance most often found in diarrhea.

I'm not feeling so good; I had some nasty pooz flowing today.

Timothy realized the runs were near when the pooz began dribbling out of his asshole.

by Sir Francis Wimbletonston IV July 7, 2007

pooz

An anal opening, a butt hole. May be used as an insult.

Ugh, Joe, stop being such a pooz!

Uh oh.. my pooz has a burning sensation.

by Misses Fabbo June 23, 2003

Pooz

Short for Lollapalooza, a popular music festival that takes every summer in Chicago.

Are you going to the 'pooz this year?

Man, the Pooz has a lot of really great bands this year.

by BLBLBL2000 July 20, 2010

Pooze

a compound word formed from the words poo and ooze. It is the verb used to describe the act of poo oozing out of ones anal cavity, notably while the pants are still intact.

"His mud-butt started to pooze"

"His constant poozing brought suspicion to bystanders that he may have soiled his trousers"

by Mr. Poozer July 14, 2009