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Act of going to the toilet to sleep when you are at work
"Man, I am so hungover and sleepy.

You should just have a pooze"

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"I'm so tired, I need to go for a pooze. I'll come back and give the secretary a strawberry shortcake"
by my daan gardner January 13, 2012
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A lanky ball player, usually the softest on the team, who has an unlimited supply of bad jokes.
"Pooze, lookin super soft man."

"Batting ninth, and warming the bench, Pooze!"

"His names Rory"
-Pooze's mom
by Ricky Rimmer June 08, 2009
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a compound word formed from the words poo and ooze. It is the verb used to describe the act of poo oozing out of ones anal cavity, notably while the pants are still intact.
"His mud-butt started to pooze"

"His constant poozing brought suspicion to bystanders that he may have soiled his trousers"
by Mr. Poozer July 14, 2009
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Another result of heavy drinking revealed in the form of loose stool and at times can even have the same aroma of what you had to drink the previous night. Combination of Booze and Poo...
After waking up in his Vegas hotel room, he went to the bathroom to drop a deuce. His pooze smelled so much like vodka redbull, it made him want to vomit...which he did.
by Clinton Beaverpants December 15, 2007
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Pooze is a contraction of Pussy juice, or pussy ooze. In other words, its the whitish milky stuff that oozes from a horny girls pussy when you eat and fuck her.
"DAMN girl, your pooze tastes good!"
by Xylenz April 27, 2006
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Another result of heavy drinking revealed in the form of loose stool and at times can even have the same aroma of what you had to drink the previous night. Combination of Booze and Poo...
After waking up in his Vegas hotel room, he went to the bathroom to drop a deuce. His pooze smelled so much like vodka redbull, it made him want to vomit...which he did.

by Clinton Beaverpants January 24, 2008
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