poop muffin 

a person who has mutch fiber in their poop.

Matt: I love to eat grain
BOB: Matt ur A POOP MUFFIN!

poop muffin by robert moseltof May 3, 2008

Poop muffin 

A way to describe someone who is good but also bad, or just having extremely good luck.

Oh look at him he’s so lucky what a poop muffin

Poop muffin by Yes it was January 18, 2021

Poop muffin 

Butt cheeks...those sweet cheeks you wanna eat!!

Dayum did you see her poop muffin?!

I’d lick that sweet poop muffin!!!
I just wanna bury my face in her poop muffin!!!

Poop muffin by Stave1 October 1, 2017

Poop Muffin 

A word used to describe someone who is cute but who doesn’t like being complimented.

Cody called Kate a Poop Muffin to when she looked cute.

Poop Muffin by OutsideDaveDaGhost August 27, 2019

Poop-Muffin 

A sweet, mushy, and slightly sticky brown delicacy found only in San Fernando, Chile. Alternate definition: a mild swear word used primarily in Germany and the Western United States

Any fresh poop-muffins available today, Margaret?

Oh Janice, stop being such a poop-muffin!

Poop-Muffin by poop muffin lovers May 8, 2018

Poop stained corn muffin 

When you have yellow poop and it comes out in spheres.

Yo I had a wicked poop stained corn muffin last thursday!

Poop stained corn muffin by htikol April 21, 2010

poonmuffin 

a girls vagina when she is overly large and her vagina hangs over her underwear resembling a muffin

ew gross i bet that ones a poonmuffin!

poonmuffin by DOUG LEIKUM May 14, 2006