Poo Boi's are a clan of smooth-brained aliens. They landed on earth 300 million years ago, their true appearance is that of a toilet and their brains are a soft, slimy, and mushy poo on the inside, this is how they gained their name. If you ever suspect anyone you know as a Poo Boi immediately call them out by saying "You're a sussy poo" and they'll shrivel up and show their true form.
by NotAPooBoi May 13, 2021
A strange awkward little man, who is severly lacking is social skills. Has an affinity for robots and ninjas, maybe even as a lover. Has bowel problems and lovingly talks to his turds as they are flushed. Caution! He has the capability to become extremely violent if provoked.
by scatterbrainkid February 04, 2010
An "adult" gamer who wakes up before 7am to play in competitive lobbies against kids to have a higher success rate.
by RandoClarissian October 31, 2022
by RandoClarissian October 31, 2022
Are you eating bakes again your such a poo boy
Charlie put them bakes down your such a poo boy
Ooo Charlie you better not be eating them bakes again you Poo Boy
Charlie put them bakes down your such a poo boy
Ooo Charlie you better not be eating them bakes again you Poo Boy
by 2D bodward November 03, 2022
The male equivalent to a basic bitch, will always try to pull the blondes with fake tits and lip filler, typically found watching love island/ex on the beach sporting skin tight clothes and shitty lion, clock or rose tattoo's.
Bro 1: what the fuck is that orange cunt doing here?
Bro 2: probably trying to suck on Ella’s plastic tits, all you need is sauvage to rail that slag.
Bro 1: greasy prick probably knows about 3 words!
Bro 2 : doubt he’ll have much trouble then, dumb cunts both of them.
Bro 1: what a fucking poo boy, wait till he sees her cock.
Bro 2: probably trying to suck on Ella’s plastic tits, all you need is sauvage to rail that slag.
Bro 1: greasy prick probably knows about 3 words!
Bro 2 : doubt he’ll have much trouble then, dumb cunts both of them.
Bro 1: what a fucking poo boy, wait till he sees her cock.
by Gary Dave September 23, 2023