ponch

It's a flab pack for a girl. Like a beer gut. If the pants are too tight the ponch tends to hang over the rim of the pants. Can also be an insult.

"Your ponch is sticking out... It's fucking disgusting...Lose weight..NOW"

"You stupid ponch. Go away"

by Shauna May 10, 2004

ponch

nickname for highway patrolman frank poncharello in the classic tv show CHiPs. Latin Lovemacheen to the ladies. The coolest mofo ever on television.

Hey Ponch, Gatraer's really pissed off that youve been banging Bonnie in the back of her squad car.

by Grossie September 21, 2003

ponch

a female version of the beer gut, starting really low in the mid-section

I can see her ponch through her pants!

by mel September 15, 2003

Ponch

A purposefully unflushed toilet featuring a human stool that protrudes from the water and is propped up against the toilet bowl. Left as a general sign of disrespect to humanity.

"I walked into the public restroom and discovered some disrespectful jerk left a ponch for all the world to see."

by Division9Dean August 30, 2021

ponch

a female version of the beer belly, usually very large in the mid-section and you would need a car jack to even lift it up.

Fat girls and ponches go hand and hand

by [e-mail] July 16, 2008

Ponch

Either David Gonzalez (Ponchimus Maximus), or David Raybould (Ponchimus minumus)

Hey do you know what Ponch is doing tonight? He's probably going to The Consulate for drinks, and late night Karaoke. I know Ponch will be there, too.

by DeeGee69 January 16, 2022

ponch

used to define a man who possess much swag and/or game. derived from the character of the hit show Chips.

"Dude, you're such the Ponch!"

by mumblestiltskin October 21, 2011