Pons

1. Brand of German dictionary

2. Synonym for 'crap'

1. Give me the Pons...

2. Well, that's just Pons, isn't it?

by Bob Gurch May 25, 2004

Pons

Short for Piece of Nasty Shit

You look like a fucking pons.

ya pons!!

by KingSoot November 22, 2006

pon

PON (verb, noun)

Similar to pwn, but dates back to a Warcraft guild that turned the word pwn and replaced the w with an o

1. An act of dominating an opponent.
2. Flawless victory. Schooled. Lesson taught. Owned beyond conventional words, and so excited about it
3. Abbreviation for the gaming clan Phalanx of Nod

We pon'd our opponent in that arena

by Ceraphus February 15, 2010

PONNED

TO BE BITCH-SLAPPED WITH A USED TAMPON.

I WARNED HIM AND HE JUST KEPT SAYING IT OVER AND OVER AGAIN, SO I FIGURED HE WAS BEGGING TO BE PONNED!" "THOSE BITCHES THOUGHT THEY COULD CORNER ME IN THE GYM BATHROOM, SO I CAME OUT OF THE STALL AND STRAIGHT PONNED THE FIRST BITCH I SAW!

by CRUEFAN February 18, 2011

Pon

Someone who enjoys doing illegal things before getting caught by a VRIT.

FBI COME OUT HERE PON WE KNOW UR IN THERE

by Barito Despacito January 16, 2021

Pon

Astonishing young women; She herself holds strength, intelligence, and beautiful

Anyone who has a the name Pon is one in a million. They are amazing and prefect nobody what they say.

“ Pon is the best “

by Liatheburrito February 10, 2021

pons

1. (n) a slang term with negative connotations used to berate oneself when having done something unwise. see also: "shubin", "mach shubin", and "pons mach shubin"

oh god! i can't believe i lost all that money. what a pons!

by thewifeirwin April 30, 2008