Pokémon GO

A recent epidemic starting in July of 2016. This bug has caused thousands of people, young and old, to take to the streets in search of creatures which are not truly there.

Pokémon GO offers the opportunity to feed a power and control addiction by paying prices of anywhere between $2 to $200 to receive mysterious, back-street items; such items cause these Pokémon to appear more frequently. Encounters with said creatures are noted to cause angst and excitement among those infected.

I would write more, but I am about to level-up in Pokémon GO!

by PKJain July 10, 2016

Pokémon Go

The excuse for running around town whilst looking at your phone the entire time. The whole time, you're shouting names that sound like bizarre diseases to elders.

Person 1 "Why is David running around the field shouting some weird disease?"
Person 2 "He's playing Pokémon Go. It uses GPS to find Pokémon"
Person 1 "Let's hope it finds him a hospital."

by Bjorn Svedkins July 12, 2016

Pokémon Go

A mobile phone game that died harder than Harambe.

"Wanna go out, and play Pokémon Go?"
"Nah, breh, that game died harder than Harambe."

by Dat1kidwidaviper October 12, 2016

Pokémon go

Pokémon GO is an interactive, mobile game that uses your phone's GPS data and clock to show Pokémon hidden near your current, physical location. The Pokémon which appear on-screen in the app can be captured its also great for kidnappers

Guy 1: Why is that guy over there staring at his phone

Guy 2: He's obviously playing Pokémon go

Guy 1: I thought that game was dead

by Savagecabbage29 February 10, 2017

Pokémon Go

A mobile game made by Nintendo and Niantic

Guy 1: Hey, are you playing Pokémon Go?

Guy 2: Yeah, me and my gf are HOOKED!

Guy 1: Cool

by SupahSmashBoy July 14, 2016

Pokémon go

Cancer

Son: dad I just caught a pidgey on Pokémon go
Dad: you just turned into cancer

by NewJetCartoon June 15, 2017

Pokémon Go

The most bootiful game that uses GPS for playing. Woooow!!!

Misha: "~I play Pokémon go everyday~"
*cameraman sees minecraft at the background*
Cameraman: "Stop singing mothafucka!!! You're singing the wrong song all day long!!!"
Misha: "BUT MINECRAFT IS THE WORST GAME IN THE UNIVERSE!!!!"
Cameraman: "THEN WHY IS YOUR ROOM FULL OF MINECRAFT THINGS??!!!"

by beepthejeepboi July 27, 2018