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Schlond poofa 

A car part that is often used by ken from barbie life in the dream house. This word happens to be one of the most satisfying words to say and it is great for annoying your friends(if you have any)
“Barbie does this look like a schlond poofa to you?”

“That darn schlond poofa”
Related Words
Poafa PooFace poofa poofart Poaf poaja poala bear Poatan Pogface pokfan

Golden Schlond Poofa 

Barbie Life in the Dream House icon.
“Is that what I think it is?! A one of a kind, limited edition, Golden Schlond Poofa!”
A podcast that after a while becomes less and less frequently updated and then blinks out altogether. Alternately a podcast that is going strong and suddenly stops.
The phenomenon has earned its own label, "podfading," coined by podcaster Scott Fletcher in February 2005 when he gave up on two podcasts of his own. -from Wired News By Steve Friess Feb, 07, 2006
podfading by Charles Hodgson February 17, 2006
(p.a.f.a.b)
A acronym meaning Punk Ass Faggot Ass Bitch. Used to describe all people who couldn't be summed up as a Asshole, Bitch, douchebag... It includes them all.
TSA:Ticket sales, how can i help?

Cus: Yeah I just placed my order, and I need to know if it went through, I have my confirmation number. Can you look it up?

TSA: {mute}Another PafaB. Cold Transfer
PafaB by The Great Black Pope October 13, 2008

Schlond Poofa 

The tail pipe of a car.
I bought Ken the Gloden Schlond Poofa for his car.
Schlond Poofa by Hneum June 22, 2016
Generally considered a mild insult, as compared to stronger varieties such as shitface, shithead and so on. Usually considered somewhat childish, and for that reason generally confined to more informal situations (or use by children). Some children find it amusing to repeat this word indefinitely. Pooface is sometimes used in conjuction with adverbs which strengthen its meaning, e.g., "complete pooface", or "total pooface".

Many other insults are related to, and possibly derived from, this one, for instance, shitface, shithead, craphead, dunghead, shitbrain, etc. All of these words share the common structure "word for faeces" + "word for part of head". There is also a more general category of words which have the structure "some kind of vaguely insulting substance" + "body part", e.g. "cheese-dick", "strawberry-dick" (note that hyphenation varies with these types of word, although you will rarely see "poo-face").

A word which is related to pooface is rondabe, which is often discovered by accident when someone is writing a predictive text and tries to type "pooface". For some reason, many predictive text systems prefer the word "rondabe" over "pooface". No-one knows why this is, however. Incidentally, rondabe is the absolute certified coolest word in the world, by a margin of 58%. The nearest contender to its crown of coolness is globule, which has only 538 coolness points, and was used by Queen Elizabeth II in the Queen's Speech of 2002 in order to highlight her coolness.
Pooface, pooface, pooface, pooface, pooface, pooface, pooface, pooface! Pooface, pooface, pooface, poofaceSHUDDDUUUUPPP!!!!
pooface by Tinarm May 6, 2006