PMP

Poop My Pants.
Synonym to Laugh Out Loud (LOL)

Comedian: "So, ah, Jesus, Mohammad and The Elephant-Headed Hindu God of Good Fortune, Ganesh, all walk into a Hooters..."

...punchline.

You: "PMP!"

by goldenexclamationpoint December 29, 2011

'PMP'

Pre- Match Pony:

Basically turning one out/ having a shit before doing something like, playing football/ going down the gym/ anything really.

Hey John, I'm just gunna have a quick 'PMP' (pre-match pony) before we kick off.

by winny19 January 4, 2012

pmp

Piss my pants. Used for a funny momment.

Brooke: owwww fell off a chair
Me: pmp!!!!!!!! Lawllllz
Brooke: ikr!!! But it hurt :(
Me: im still pmp

by bcav7 July 3, 2011

PMP

"Pop My Pussy" when you get really excited about something and you can't control your genitals

For example, "I PMP for hot cheetos"

by BladezRLyfe August 29, 2018

PMP

Pussy Money Power. The highest level of status in society. The 0.01%. The Kings. Originated from SoundCloud rapper Kappa K.

I got PMP, pussy money power.

by King Kappa the First June 15, 2022

Pmp

Pissing my pants
Pissed my pants

Man that was fucking hilarious i pmp

by internet slang July 14, 2019

PMP

Acronym for pre-meet poop. Refers to a bathroom trip before a cross country or track meet officially begins. Less urgent than a PRP.

The bathroom lines at the cross country meet were endless since everyone was trying to get in a PMP.

by Marcus Zeitz January 16, 2008