Me: "I PMP'D that girl so hard last night"
Friend: "Was that pussy good?"
by Highs69 May 14, 2021
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PMP "Permanent Man's Period" - Unlike women who have a monthly cycle, Contrary to popular belief there are some men who get a permanent period similar to women which leads to constant non-stop complaining, nagging & bitchiness!
Wow, what is his issue? He won't stop complaining & nagging at me? He has PMP!
by Can't GetRight May 31, 2010
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An acronym used, often when texting, to conveypissing my pants” when something is insanely funny.
You are the best, I’m seriously PMP!
by Dr Bunnygirl April 27, 2021
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How do you punish Helen Keller?
..Give her a basketball and tel her to read it.

pmp!!!
by B.Mathers May 9, 2009
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-noun- A "PMP" is a Personal Media Player. These devices tend to have at least a 5" screen and some have up to a 12" screen. They play music, movies, games, some have wifi capabilities and they also do PDA functions and run operating systems. They are usually seen in the laps of hypernerds on trains, planes and in the back seat of Mom's SUV.
"Bobby whipped out his PMP on the plane and watched "Soul Plane" to pass the time."

"With my PMP, I can listen to music, check my email and play tetris at the same time...bitches!"
by John A. Facade May 15, 2007
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"something that was funny"
response: pmp
by ccoooooolllll April 27, 2011
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