PKM 

Pkm stands for please kill me. Its usually never serious and the person who says it doesn't usually mean it. It may be used if someones in trouble. Another variant is pjkm (please just kill me).

History class is soo boring! Pkm.

Oh shit, I forgot about my girlfriends birthday! Pkm!

PKM by SpottyServalCat August 31, 2013

PKM 

A light machine gun developed by the soviets during the 1960s that still continues production. The PKM sports a 7.62x54mm 100rd box magazine, and additionally is belt fed.

The PKM was used by the soviets in the invasion of Afghanistan during the Cold War.

PKM by Couldn’t think of a name December 4, 2020

PKM 

Please Kill me. Used in text messages or chat rooms when you get rejected.

Tim: Do you wanna go out?
Amy: Hell no nigga!
Tim: PKM

PKM by Milkchat November 2, 2009

pkm 

The shortform of Pokemon.

Dude 1:Yo look @ all my Pkm
Dude 2:Wow thas sum crazy shit!

pkm by Vikki the great February 10, 2006

PKM 

A sexual method of drinking a shot/shooter whereby the drinker places the shot glass between the legs of his/her drinking partner while they are sitting down. The drinker then proceeds to pick up the shot glass from between their partners thighs using only their mouth and then consume the shot/shooter. No hands are to be used at any stage of this process except when placing the drink between the partners legs. Preferably performed by a female with a male partner or by a male with a female partner or finally by a female with a female partner. PKM is a rival to the body shot and the 'lick sip suck' methods of drinking a shot/shooter. Any liquids spilt during the taking of the shot/shooter either alcoholic or otherwise must be licked clean by the shot/shooter drinker.

Name believed to be derived from the phrase pants and knickers menu ie someone engaging in a PKM could be said to be eating from the 'pants and knickers menu'.

Johnny is having a PKM from Jenny's lap.

PKM by Davis Clarke February 21, 2009

pkm 

an acronym meaning Please Kill Me.

-"pkm"
"why? what's wrong?"
-"I've got cancer"
"lol"

pkm by yarbol September 4, 2009

PKM 

The 2. most amazing person with a huge penis

He is such a PKM

PKM by SpongeBOZZ June 25, 2017