pianon

a lame ginger kid with a humorous face that will steal your soul. she will cook a pound of bacon in your microwave and then eat it all, leaving nothing behind except a plate of grease. true dat. in her spare time she free-style raps (this is one of her soul stealing rituals) and likes spoons. also she likes scissors.

"dang! did you see that pianon? is her face supposed to look like that?"

by the most wonderful girl ev! June 18, 2008

PIAnon

The numerological or paranormal equivalent of QAnon. A group of fanatical geeks, fake or not, who make all kinds of conspiratorial claims about the irrational or transcendental number π, which often leads both mathematicians and math educators in red-pilled states to take up arms to fight them.

According to PIAnon, felon Trump had promised some of his billionaire “evangelical” donors that he’d restore the value of π to its inferred biblical value of 3, which is based on the measurements used to build King Solomon’s bronze reservoir, which rested on the backs of a dozen oxen—and students and teachers in Christian schools would also be allowed to approximate the value of pi to its sacred value, if they so wished.

by Numerati July 2, 2024

Giorno's Piano

A piano piece that will play when your about to get fucked up

bad guy: "HA HA YOU CANT BEAT ME!"
Giorno: "I, Giorno Giovana have a dream!"
* Giorno's piano starts playing
Bad guy: *gets "muda muda muda muda" to death

by shgouadusgaiud November 7, 2019

pianoing

the act of playing piano. although not a formal term such as practice or perform, the term pianoing is specific to having a damn good time playing the piano, regardless of it's practice or performance.

Nah, maybe later. I've to go do some pianoing for some babes.

by gr4ndp1in0m4st4_d November 23, 2003

Piano Bar

A small pub/piano bar in Tel Aviv (I will not state the street address, because you really don't wanna go there).
The place also organizes a Chess tournament between the inhabitants, and the winner (who score most points over a period of few month) is supposed to get a bottle of Jameson at the end of the period.

Sivan: Congratulations! I heard you won the Chess tournament at the Piano Bar :)
Matan: Thanks love :) I didn't get the whiskey though...
Sivan: You're gotta kidding me, You we're a regular there! This is so Yair Lapid like...
Matan: I'm afraid not. The annoying thing is I spend double the price on drinks in the process of winning it.
Sivan: Well, they lost me as a customer!

by Matans June 18, 2013

jewish piano

A pocket calculator

Slomo pulled his Jewish piano out to work out a price.

by Habibul Bashar April 13, 2022

Piano Fingers

Fingers that are long and thin.
Piano fingers are great because you're able to reach piano keys much more easily.
It's also a compliment.

John: Wow, she has nice hands.
Peter: Yeah, she has piano fingers.

by Shiney Raincoat July 21, 2009