I was talking to my friend about politics and it came up that he believes our government is run by aliens... then he started quoting this old medieval hoax at me. Turns out he's a total pez dispenser!
by Zosmos September 19, 2020
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Some of the younger kids at the concert missed the cultural reference when Jim dropped trou and gave em the ol' Pez Dispenser. One of them even had the nerve to yell out "Thanks for the gumball, Mickey!" As Jimmy flicked a few treats in his direction. As if he would ever put gumballs into his dick. Who would be crazy enough to do that?
by Pantaloon January 18, 2008
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by petrochile April 3, 2009
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Get the PEZ DISPENSER mug.Someone that has not been circumcised that tucks pez candy in his foreskin for whomever gives them the next blowjob.
by Speedguy70 June 11, 2023
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by ThiccDiccDaddy93 July 7, 2021
Get the Pez Dispenser mug.when you cut someones throat so it leaves a huge gash and makes the victim look like a pez dispenser
by Big Rob 187 July 2, 2006
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