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penis extender 

a penis extender is a device used to extend your penis if your penis is quite small.
Bob:hey Jeff did you use the new penis extender
Jeff: oh yes i have i grew my penis 7 inches!!!
penis extender by curry_indian November 21, 2019
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Penis Extender 

Typically a car, watch, or other jewelry. Occasionally it may be defined as a 24 karat gold plated penis stretcher, that literally pulls and stretches the penis to increase its size. Its really like a traction device for the neck but its actually for your penis.
You can see the X4 Labs Penis Extender for information on this gold plated penis enlargement tool.
Penis Extender by Adam Griffin July 21, 2009

penis extender 

A luxury or prestigious item, which makes you look bigger or more significant than you are .
Often, an expensive sports car or a luxury SUV
I suffered from small dick syndrome, until I got a Hummer, my penis extender
penis extender by dildo777 January 30, 2023

PENIS EXTENDER 

Penis extender: an object that makes your dick large
Tom: I need a penis extender my penis is so small

Harry: I agree
PENIS EXTENDER by accio.tom May 15, 2021

Extended hook penis 

The action of sticking a hook through your penis and attaching it to the bull bar of a car. You then walk backwards until your penis gets extended by about 10 inches. Once finished this process DO NOT detach the hook.
Yo heath check out my Extended Hook Penis.
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Salad Days 

green inexperienced youthful judgement and cold blooded execution of those judgements.

Rashness with little concern of consequence.

Antony and Cleopatra. William Shakespeare

"My salad days,
When I was green in judgment, cold in blood."

- William Shakespeare, Antony and Cleopatra, 1.5
"How did you end up in jail?"

"Salad days, 'nuf said."
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age gate 

An absolutely foolproof way to keep minors from viewing content deemed "too mature" for them to watch.
Billy: "So I was trying to watch some videos for an M rated game, and I ran into an age gate, so I put in my real birthday. SOMEHOW it managed to figure out that I am 12. CURSE YOU AGE GATE!!!"

Bill: "Fucking age gate! *quick scroll* THERE! I was born on January 1, 1904. Fuck you age gate."
age gate by Banja January 7, 2011
Word of the Day on August 27, 2026

board chow 

A)
The Crud that collects under the keys in a keyboard. Usually more severe in the keyboards of programmers and webmasters as they tend to spend a lot of time at the the computer and thus eat at their desk. Mainly affecting IBM Model M (clicly) style boards.

B)
Can also be used to gross out Non-Techie people
A)
Bill: want to go to the club?
Bob: No, I've got to clean out my board chow, keys are starting to stick.

B)
Bill: Want to go out to get a bite?
Bob: No, i am just going to have some of my board chow/
Bill: Whats' that?
Bob: The food scraps that collect in my keyboard; Want some?
Bill: *GAG* *HURL* *GAG*
board chow by BinaryHackerMan September 3, 2007
Word of the Day on August 26, 2026
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