Period Blow Job

When it is that time of the month for your wife or girlfriend and you at least get a blow job.
Kirk: Totally sucked, went out of town for the weekend with my girlfriend and it was that time of the month, what a buzz kill.
Jason: Well, did you at least get a PBJ?
Kirk: Yea, of course. Guess that was better than nothing!
by HDChappy April 22, 2013
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Podium Blow Job. As in a BJ given under a podium
1: Yo! How'd you get an A in politics?
2: Totally gave the prof a PBJ
by Ms. O 2011 May 2, 2011
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Pussy and Blow Job. When your wife/girlfriend gives you head then let's you stick it in her vag.
That was an amazing PBJ last night honey.
by JefferiahtheMessiah April 14, 2021
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A paper bag job: a male/female with an incredible body whose face unfortunately doesn't match. Can also be known as BOBFOC (body off bay watch, face off crime watch)
Bob: daayuum that girl's body be banging
Dylan: that mug though
Bob: definitely a PBJ
by Willow077222 August 10, 2013
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A combination of peanutbutter, jelly, and a blow job. One person spreads peanutbutter over their genitals while the other puts jelly in their mouth and blows them.
Tyler: Dude, did you get some from that chick last night?

Kyle: Yeah, and we were hella hungry so we gave eachother PBJs.

Tyler: Nice.
by BeallthatyouCanby,Oregon January 20, 2010
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Pity Blow Job. A notch below a pity fuck, but one above PHJ. Its a blow job without much effort or passion from her end. It's sort of like a job she's waiting to be done with.
I didn't get any tail last night, but I did get a PBJ, and that'll suffice.
by dishwashington August 10, 2018
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Pasta Blowjob - you get a blow job while eating pasta. Pretty neat.
This underage chick from last night offered me a PBJ today. She delivered.
by Charles Scooter June 26, 2010
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