PHJ

The act of getting a hand job through ones front pant pocket.

Timmy loved getting hand jobs but sometimes it was to much for him. So his girlfriend had the great idea to give him a PHJ. timmy loved it

by bman55 April 22, 2011

PHJ

Acronym for Prolific Hand Job

Yo jake, you should ask hermione for a phj!
Yo, i just got a phj.

by Cane Lady April 19, 2006

PHJ

A Pity Hand Job. Sort of like a pity fuck, but a few notches lower. Its the sort of hand job that you'll take because at least it's something, and she'll give because it requires the least amount of work to get you off her

Hey babe, the least you can do is a phj right?!

by dishwashington August 07, 2018

PHJ

A prolific hand job.
The act of giving a hand job in a prolific manner.

Yo, I heard she gave jake a hand job with all four limbs! that must have been a PHJ!

by Cane Lady April 22, 2006

PHJ

a prolific hand job.
the act of receiving a hand job under prolific circumstances

jake got a hand job in the space barn yesterday, it must have been prolific!
She gives out so many PHJ's that they're almost not prolific anymore

by Cane Lady April 28, 2006

PHJ

A Prolific Hand job.
The act of receiving a hand job under prolific circumstances.

yo, they were in a space barn and she decided to give him a phj.
I heard jake got a hand job at a Chain link fence, that must have been prolific!

by Cane Lady April 27, 2006

PHJ

Pure Hard Juice, a well known Melbourne day club (as opposed to nightclub). The clientele are known for their excessive use of GHB, a dangerous and toxic drug.

Let's all go to PHJ and blow out.

by Spare_A_Thought_For_The_Dave July 20, 2006