paquete

When something is exagerrated, and/or totally beyond reality. Mostly used in South Florida by Cubans.

Oye did you see Jurassic World, that woman ran away from a T-Rex in high heels. Tremendo paquete.

by Floopston July 17, 2015

paquete

1. someone who is a loser and no one likes
2. a friend who is making a fool of themselves
3. someone you dont like

1. esos manes son demaciado paquetes no les hables
2. ayala vida que paquete te caistes
3. ew ahi viene el paquete de daniel

by srugahcja March 02, 2018

paquete

a colombian way of sayin someone's a wanna-be, false, materialistic, shallow loser. Only used in Bogota

Ese man es un paquete

by C March 05, 2005

Paquete

el package, the goods, petey pablo, fishing rod, don quijote.

"El paquete del mexicano es enorme."

by Umbee Abeja July 22, 2008

paquete syndrome

to skip the gym for long periods of time or simply stop going

jackson hasn’t been to the gym in a while i think he developed paquete syndrome

by zawg February 19, 2024

Paquet

Paquet is best CO detector destroyer in the whole damn world. He is very skilled at skiing and loves to be the captain of his majestic boat named the FA PAQUET. When Paquet talks to you, he will always look about an inch next to your face and laching a «TAbarnak » once or twice. Paquet will always be there to punch Antoine if he is anoying or even boud when he does too much coco. Paquet is also a great hunter and loves to take the FA PAQUET on a ride when bin chaud with his friends. Him and his friends will always be ready to go the lac walker with the tacoma bin chaudaille. Love u poquet <3

What is Paquet doing on his sled shirtless?!
Wooow that’s a beautiful Paquet you got there!
Aweille au shack à Paquet!

by Daveyayaya123 November 24, 2021

Paqueting out

the act of leaving your squad in a game of fortnite to attempt to 1v4 or searching for loot in a completely different area because you think you're Tfue, only to die resulting in a loss for your squad because of your -1 squad member disadvantage that could've been avoiding if said player would stick with the team

Bro where are you going, you're paqueting out.

Just ignore what he's doing he's paqueting out

by Bdude471 November 26, 2018