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Mike: So tell me more about yourself.
Sue: I'm 5' 2", eyes of blue, huge
Sue: P911
Mike: After you calculate the ideal stochiometric ratio, how much of which what reagents should be added to properly oxidize the reaction?
Sue: In a constant volume process?
Mike: Yes.

etc ...
p911 by Derek Chang May 4, 2005
A phrase to let people know that your parents are around so to warn them to not say anything that might get them mad.
Yuyu800 : So like i made out with Vicky last night!

Snap_and_pose24 : DUDE! Wet or just a peck?

Yuyu800 : WET! ALL THE WAY!!!!

Snap_and_pose24 : P911

Yuyu800 : So did you do your history homework?

Snap_and_pose24 : Yes it was very enjoyable!

Yuyu800 : Yes, indeed!

P911 by mootyay June 3, 2008
Sorry, i have a P911,bye!
P911 by Curuț :-) January 28, 2015
A trip to a grocery store, convenience store, or gas station for the sole purpose of buying an excessive amount of junk food and sugary drinks, usually with friends. A chud run often happens late at night and ends with everyone involved hating themselves afterwards.
"Hey bro you tryna go on a chud run with me??"
chud run by chad brandson July 24, 2026
Word of the Day on July 28, 2026

flophouse 

Any house/apartment/frat house/trailer/etc. which is used for individuals to crash (sleep, chill, hang out, lurk, etc.) for a period of time. In order to "crash", one must not actually live there (e.g. have their name on the lease, own said flophouse, etc.). Flophouses are typically used by college students, drug addicts, transients, vagrants, or other unsavory characters.

A flophouse may also be the home owned by the parents of a college student, who after being away at college, wishes to live as if he/she is still at college (e.g. staying out all night, returning just to crash at mom and dad's house, then leaving again), rather than conforming to the pre-college rules.
Example #1
Dude: (Talking to someone passed out face first on the floor of his college apartment) Hey man, who the hell are you? What do you think this is, a flophouse??

Bro: Sorry dude, I must have passed out for a minute.

Example #2
Mom: Where have you BEEN for the last three days? You come home just to sleep?? What do you think this is, a flophouse??!!

Son: What's your problem? I'm an adult now!
flophouse by J3553 November 21, 2007
Word of the Day on July 27, 2026

Hate Sink 

A person you hate intensely not because they deserve such hatred but because they serve as a focus for your general hatred. A healthy way to dispense with excess animosity.
Jake's not really that big an asshole. He just serves as my hate sink.
Word of the Day on July 26, 2026