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i.d.f.w.p.w.f.w.p.i.d.f.w. 

It stands for: I don't fuck with people who fuck with people I don't fuck with.
Me: I can't stand Marjon. He think he all that. U cool with him

Raven: I.d.f.w.p.w.f.w.p.I.d.f.w.
Me: Huh?
Raven: I don't fuck with people who fuck with people I don't fuck with.
Me: Oh cool ❤💯

G.E.L.S. P.W.P.

AI LOVE...MANDARIN CHINESE
PASTA I ...BEANS ROMANIAN

READ PAST AI...TAP SIA

E.1 T.2 A.3 O.4 I.5 N.6 S.7 R.8 H.9 D.10
L.11 U.12 C.23 M.14 F.15 Y.16 W 17 G.18 P.19 B.20
V 21:K.22 X.23 Q.34 J.25 Z.26

E.9 A.15 I.22 T.27:D.27 O 28 R.30 H.33 F.35 S.38
C.38 U.40 G.40 G.40 L.42 W.42 Q.42 N.45 P.45 B.46:Y.47 K.51 J.52 K.53 V.,66 X 68 Z.72

GET EVERY SHIT LOVE PASTAI WANTON PEDOPHILE

(11) (26).

H.E.L.P.

ASSHOLE FUNCTION

THE PERFECT HETEROSEXUAL MALE REQUEST
I am a JEWISH HOMOSEXUAL PEDOPHILE who is a MANDATORY SHITEATER. I was put onTHE SHIT LIST back in 1988 MAY 10 SAN FRANCISCO for SUCKING A LITTLE BOY OFF IN THE SEARS. .MANDATORY. (" his DAD did the same thing remembering AND SEEYOURASSHOLE my favorite PEDOPHILE GAME as I looked at HIS ASSHOLE he found it DIRTY as he gave a griin to that affect so I did not RIM THE LITTLE BOY and because well you can look at this full definition and see what you think as now a philosophy " GET EVERY LOVE SHIT PASTAI WANTON PEDOPHILE and do you think this is the same for all HUMAN BEINGS as represented by this yours TRULY " SHIT A ONE" , AS this is a PNEUMONIC as help your memory as remember G.E.L.S. P.W.P. is GREED , ENVY, LUST, SLOTH, PIGGISH , WRATH AND PRIDE in the END here I am A SHIT EON. We can say also GOOD EJACULATION LASCIVIOUS (FOR YOU 311 CROWD) SEX PLEASING WORD PROCESSOR.

Would anybody at HAWKS GYM in LAS VEGAS or SAN DIEGO CALIFORNIA where CHRISTOPHER moved and maybe others second that emotion that ANAL ALAN HOMOSEXUAL EJACULATION LASCIVIOUS PEDOPHILE gives great RIMJOBS AND BLOW JOBS by using great TONGUE and a GOOD FUCK too by using G.E.L.S. P.W.P. GOOD ENGLISH LANGUAGE SYSTEMS PLEASANT WORD PROCESSES

We all have G.E.L.S. P.W.P. that is a GUT entrAnce leaving ShitS parts wHOLE purpose is good sense for any ASSHOLE that wants nothing to do with any SHITS.

When we want the hottest sloppiest natural sex we all G.E.L.S. P.W..P. = GOD ELECTS LOVE SEX PLEASING WET PUSSY

G.E.L.S. P.W.P.

Good Enough Let's Say Pleasant Word Phrasing
is a DOUBLE PNEUMONIC.
This is a good double pneumonic G.E.L.S. P.W.P. for remembering seven deadly sins or seven deadly feelings which is Good Enough Let's Say Pleasant Word Phrasing which is an Undesirable WORD CHAIN from the FIRST PNEUMONIC , GREED, ENVY, LUST, SLOTH PIGGISH(GLUTTONY) WRATH PRIDE
G.E.L.S. P.W.P. by INSERT CAREFULLY September 14, 2021

N.A.P.W.I.S.S 

Nitpicks

Are

Problems

When

I

Say

So

A term coined by a Youtuber named Bricky, formed in reference to the ludonarrative and disheveled parts of the Uncharted game series and its story. It is an acronym used to refer to nonsensical moments of a form of media that an audience knowingly and willfully ignores, perhaps out of enjoyment of the media, or simply not giving a shit.

See also: suspension of disbelief
Oh wtf?! That makes no sense!

Oh well. N.A.P.W.I.S.S.
N.A.P.W.I.S.S by nobody-773 June 23, 2022

White People Syndrome (W.P.S.) 

The times in horrormovies where the characters (who somehow always happen to be white) find themselves in stupid, deadly, or extremely difficult situations that were COMPLETELY avoidable if they had used the common sense that falls under these three categories: 1.) LEAVE IT ALONE 2.) NEVER INVESTIGATE 3.) LISTEN TO THE ADVICE(which is usually to leave something alone)
Amityville Horror-Listen to Advice
Listen white people, if you're seeing bodies and someone or something tells you to get out, DO IT. When the family stayed, it was White People Syndrome (W.P.S.)

Paranormal Activity-Listen to Advice
The idiot husband did the opposite of the ADVICE the guy told them. He taunted the spirit, and grabbed a ouji board. White People Syndrome (W.P.S.)

The Blair Witch Project-Never Investigate
A rumor is going around, that if you walk into a certain forest, you will get killed. Going to avoid it? Nope! You have to find out exactly what’s going on, on tape. White People Syndrome

Chernobyl Diaries- Leave it Alone/Never Investigate
Who’s up for vacationing in creepy abandoned radioactive towns? The white kids! Nuclear fallout =deadly. Do not enter. Stay away. But did they? NO. That’s White People Syndrome

Prometheus-Leave it Alone
If you had left that big mysterious alien infested planet alone white people, life would still be yours. But you HAD to know. (W.P.S)

The Ring-Leave it Alone/Never Investigate
Why would you investigate a tape that reputed to be killing people? That is one movie that these characters could have left on the shelf. And who is ‘investigating’ this phenomenon? A white person. Therefore, it’s White People Syndrome (W.P.S.)

C.A.W.P. 

A CAWP stands for Can And Will Peg. It denotes a woman who gives off the energy that they enjoy the sexual activity of pegging (with them being the one wearing the strap on). The typical example is someone with a more dominate and sultry vibe. The word is pronounced phonetically and sound the same as the word cop. This word is similar to the words thot, milf, and dilf in that they are all are acronyms that are used to describe specific types of people.
Person 1: “Okay honestly like... the Green M&M is def a C.A.W.P.”

Person 2: “ I’m not saying I wanna get pegged or anything but the Green M&M is kinda fucking hot.”
Person 1: “I agree.”
C.A.W.P. by PennyForYourThots June 4, 2020
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