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P.M.M.

(perverted mexican man)

old (fairly old) mexican man who hints on girls half his age.

They are sometimes too drunk to even realize what they are doing, but most of the time they are just plain stupid and dont realize they have NO SHOT IN HELL with you.
If one would like to actually see a P.M.M, go to East Los Angeles and one is bound to see a P.M.M at any street corner.

If harassed by a P.M.M., curse him out, he is harmless, for the most part.

P.M.Ms usually ride in trucks or "rape" vans; they honk if they like what they see.
by iamironmanx33 August 13, 2010
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P.F.M.M.

An acronym for "Please Fuck My Mouth."

Sometimes a youthful female begins to speak, and regardless of the arrangement of their syllables or their intonation, it only sounds like "please . . . fuck my mouth?" Women who are unable to speak without propositioning men for oral sex are found in all races, classes, and geographic locations.

This phrase was initially coined after a conversation with a young college student who despite considerable education and vocabulary, struggled to convey any messages besides "Please . . . Fuck My Mouth?"
- Hipster in a coffee shop: "I've never really been in a committed relationship. I just am trying to discover my own identity without a man."

Translation : "P.F.M.M."

- Good girl gone bad: "I just had like 2 beers! I am soooooo wasted! I've never had anything to drink before! I think you should help me get back to my dorm!"
Translation : "P.F.M.M."

-Crunchy environmentalist: Did you know that menstrual pads are not biodegradable and can release toxins that harm our environment? That is why I sew my own pads out of baby blankets because it reduces the amount of waste in landfills, and oceans.
Translation: "P.F.M.M."
by black julian April 2, 2010
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A.M.P.M

Another Man's Penile Matter

You know something you might find in the park or at a strip club.
So this girl came up to me at the club last night, and I don't think she noticed, but under the black light, you could totally see A.M.P.M. on her shirt.
by Crunchyness June 20, 2007
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C M S M P M H

Choke Me, Spank Me, Pull My Hair. Reference to Xzibit's song of the same name.
I love when my chick spells out what she wants. "Oh baby, C M S M P M H!"
by fiftypour August 20, 2010
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A M P M

Buffy: Oh SNAP! These sure are trying times. This Obamanomics bullshit is driving this country in the dirt!

Biff: A M P M

Buffy: You're an asshole, Biff!
by KSparx November 14, 2011
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M.T.M.M.P.

M.T.M.M.P.
An acronym for Mom That Makes Me Puke
She's not a M.I.L.F. she's the exact opposite she's a M.T.M.M.P.
by ookshan January 17, 2011
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M.T.M.M.P.

M.T.M.M.P.
An acronym for Mom That Makes Me Puke
She's not a M.I.L.F. she's the exact opposite she's a M.T.M.M.P.
by ookshan January 17, 2011
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