P plating 

When you go around stealing P-plates. Usually done in teams of two and done at nite.

"Oi mate what did you get up too last nite" "Went P plating last nite and got 59 P-plates"

P plating by Aussie555 December 19, 2011

Platinum P

A vagina that is one of the best, if not, the best thing that you have ever stuck your penis, finger(s), hand, and/or mouth and/or tongue. This is a mind blowing but yet dangerous experience. Don't just use this female for sex unless she is absolutely on the same page with you and she wants to just be friends with you, but she also wants to have sex with you considering that she likes your dick and enjoys having sexual intercourse, oral sex,

Dude, that girl had that platinum p, I don't even know what to do right now...

Platinum P by 𝔼𝕗𝕗𝕦𝕘𝕠𝕖𝕗𝕗𝕦𝕣𝕙𝕒𝕟𝕕 May 17, 2022

Playing touch P-P 

1. People being unaware of their surroundings, and having no sense of urgency whatever. In effect, not respecting others by moving the hell out of the way so that people who DO have something important to do can proceed with their lives.

2. When committing a crime, those people around you who have their backs turned, or are preoccupied with something else, allowing you to get on with the business at hand.

Ex: “If this asshole would quit playing touch p-p with that cashier I could get the fuck outa here.”
2nd ex: “While that woman was playing touch p-p with her airbags, I drove around her and dipped off the exit ramp.

Playing touch P-P by Jack of trade January 1, 2022