by Saints October 10, 2003
Mother: You just destroyed my only means of transportation!
You: Soz! (Sorry – -orry + -oz)
You: Oh man. I just remembered about that history assignment due on Thursday.
Friend: Uh... I think that's actually due tomoz. (tomorrow – -orrow + -oz)
Friend: I just read this pseudo-sequel to Catcher in the Rye that this one kid in my literature class wrote! It's sick!
You: Dude, I'mma wanna boz that shit. (borrow – -orrow + -oz)
You: Soz! (Sorry – -orry + -oz)
You: Oh man. I just remembered about that history assignment due on Thursday.
Friend: Uh... I think that's actually due tomoz. (tomorrow – -orrow + -oz)
Friend: I just read this pseudo-sequel to Catcher in the Rye that this one kid in my literature class wrote! It's sick!
You: Dude, I'mma wanna boz that shit. (borrow – -orrow + -oz)
by ab0tt November 2, 2009
by gyal from da endz May 1, 2005
A wolf among sheep who makes girls wet just when they think of him, most dykes would fuck him. Justin Mosher wishes he could be an ounce as influential and awesome as him. Oze is also a synonym to the word God or Deity.
"Damn that guy gets all the bitches hes such an Oze"
"Do you believe in God?" "No, I believe in Oze"
"Do you believe in God?" "No, I believe in Oze"
by PussyMagnet4Dayz October 3, 2018
Commonly known as a gritty prison drama, Oz is actually more like a soap opera that happens to be set in a prison. Oz is a great show, but it is ludicrous at best.
by anony February 12, 2005
Someone who thinks they're funny, when they're really not. They often make jokes and laugh at them for a few minutes while everyone else just gives them a courtesy chuckle.
Luke: Why did the chicken cross the playground?
Ben: Why?
Luke: To get to the other slide! HAHAHAHA
Ben: Ha-ha (whispers to friend) he is such an oz..
Ben: Why?
Luke: To get to the other slide! HAHAHAHA
Ben: Ha-ha (whispers to friend) he is such an oz..
by Mr. Jigglez November 17, 2011