Oyster soup

when a homeless person inserts an oyster inside of their anus to be eaten during a soup kitchen

Bob's oyster soup was truly delectable during our last soup kitchen!

Oyster soup by Dr. Haydens March 4, 2022

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Oyster Soup

The act of performing cunnilingus on a pregnant woman being interrupted by her water breaking.

I was going down on Pregnant Peggy when her water broke. Oyster soup all over my face.

Oyster Soup by TheBrettMan April 23, 2011

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Oyster Soup

The act of a guy jerking off into his bellybutton, sprinkling in oregano, then scooping the mixture into a shot glass to drink it once it becomes room temperature

"Last night I was hungry AND horny, so I made some oyster soup."

Oyster Soup by SloopingSlewBear March 2, 2018

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Making oyster soup

Licking and sucking on a clitoris to make a woman very hot and very wet.

His tongue-flicking and persistent sucking made her engorged clit stand out like an oyster in a delicious, fragrant, steaming cup of liquid. He was making oyster soup.

Making oyster soup by mtspacey March 2, 2011

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jody

The hypothetical man (often a sinister character who decided not to go to boot camp) that is doing your girlfriend/wife while you are on deployment overseas.

Ain't no use in goin home,
Jody's got your girl and gone.
Ain't no use in goin back,
Jody's got your Cadillac,
Ain't no use in feeling blue,
Jody's took your checkbook too.

jody by Sgt Apan March 31, 2006

Word of the Day on July 22, 2026

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girl grip

The ability girls and women have developed to hold several items at once in one hand. The skill has been developed due to the lack of pockets in women's clothing.

I thought she'd need multiple trips to carry her phone, keys, wallet, and Starbucks to her car since she needed the other hand to open the door, but she used her impressive girl grip to carry everything in one hand.

girl grip by SillyMilly33 July 31, 2023

Word of the Day on July 21, 2026

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Condiment home

A term that refers to one persons household hold nothing but ingredients and condiments in the kitchen area

Person A: Hey dude you got some snacks?
Person B: Nah, i live in a fucking condiment home...

Condiment home by Nooneinparticularcapiche? July 18, 2026

Word of the Day on July 20, 2026

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