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Oyster Card skmming 

A obsessive yet mysterious pastime engaged by London Underground addicts.

Usually reffered to as a game, Oyster Card skimming usually involves L.U. addicts around the age of 15-17 who 'borrow' their parents' Oyster Card and 'touching in and out' at Amersham Station at the end of the Metropolitan Line.

The game begins at any nomniated station between two or more players and the aim of the game is to reach Amersham Station by any means possible, but 'touching in' on the Oyster Card reader so that a time is recorded on the station's computer. The game ends when all players arrive at Amersham. The winner is the one with the fastest time.

The loser gets left behind on the platform to catch the next coming train and must join the others post haste at another nominated station.
"Jack went Oyster Card skimming and beat Jane..."

Oostercard 

Similar to a loyalty card, but for Oosterhouse's. Members in possesion of the Oostercard receive points for each visit to an Oosterhouse.
One more visit to the Oosterhouse and I'll have enough points on my Oostercard for a free visit!
Oostercard by Hammermeister July 31, 2011
An Irish phrase meaning shit, derived from ass
(Not to be confused with the literal description of one's buttocks)
"Did you hear the song Aylek$ dropped?"
"Hardly. Her music is absolute cheeks."

"My boyfriend say LaFlame is cheeks."
"Tell your boyfriend I said it's his mixtape that's cheeks."
Cheeks by thecartisan April 26, 2020

sans sheriff 

Lawless use of fonts or typography, with no regard to aesthetics or legibility
I'm putting this CV straight in the bin. Written totally sans sheriff.
sans sheriff by Jamarley July 3, 2019

Breadhead 

Someone who is addicted to obtaining money and building wealth. A money addict and fanatic. Breadheads often work more than one full-time job, and some even participate in illicit activities to "obtain the bread".
A breadhead is like a crackhead, but for money instead of crack.
Breadhead by 🅱️ U S 3 4 8 March 30, 2022

Stink lines

As seen in illustrations or cartoons: Wavy, vertical lines rising above a person, place or thing. Denotes a foul odor.
"You didn't put enough stink lines on your picture of the teacher."
Stink lines by Athene Airheart March 14, 2004