Oyster Soup

The act of performing cunnilingus on a pregnant woman being interrupted by her water breaking.

I was going down on Pregnant Peggy when her water broke. Oyster soup all over my face.

by TheBrettMan April 23, 2011

Oyster soup

when a homeless person inserts an oyster inside of their anus to be eaten during a soup kitchen

Bob's oyster soup was truly delectable during our last soup kitchen!

by Dr. Haydens March 04, 2022

Making oyster soup

Licking and sucking on a clitoris to make a woman very hot and very wet.

His tongue-flicking and persistent sucking made her engorged clit stand out like an oyster in a delicious, fragrant, steaming cup of liquid. He was making oyster soup.

by mtspacey March 02, 2011

Oyster Soup

The act of a guy jerking off into his bellybutton, sprinkling in oregano, then scooping the mixture into a shot glass to drink it once it becomes room temperature

"Last night I was hungry AND horny, so I made some oyster soup."

by SloopingSlewBear March 02, 2018